oh god what is my life for real help

birdschoolforbirds:

nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

organicandhappy:

starry-eyed-wolfchild:

Bee Hotels for Solitary Bees

You may be wondering what bees need a hotel for, when they make their own hives. The truth is that many species of bees are solitary – the do not live in hives but instead construct their own nest. The main reason for this is because in these species every female is fertile and this would not make for comfortable communal living in a hive.

Lol cute fuzzy bee in bee hotel

whatsdifferentincanada:

House Hippo is a sickeningly adorable Canadian public service announcement originally released in 1999 by Concerned Children’s Advertisers. It chronicles the life of the house hippo, a small mammal that lives in the Canadian home. The ad claims: "They build…

asylum-art:

Gülin Hayat Topdemir

At Galeri Zilberman | on artnet | Artsy

Gülin Topdemir’s paintings delve into the subconscious to narrate the dark side of human nature, which is also reflected in her choice of colors and technique. By using the technique of chiaroscuro, she masterfully constructs an atmosphere in which her stories unravel. In her recent body of work, the artist-model assumes different roles, suggesting alternative possibilities for the constructed self.

Gülin Hayat Topdemir (b. 1976, Istanbul) lives and works in Istanbul. She completed her undergraduate and graduate degrees at Mimar Sinan University, Faculty of Fine Arts, Department of Painting. Her solo solo shows are Every Young Girl’s Dream, Cda-Projects, Turkey (2010); Complexion, Cda-Projects, Turkey (2008); Black Box, Galeri Zilberman (2013).

dynastylnoire:

erimikat:

Fat girls on tumblr changed my life. Thank you.

Seriously. I love you all. Thank you so much.

duchess-gummybunss:

Nobody can tell me that I’m not a fat fairy.

duchess-gummybunss:

Nobody can tell me that I’m not a fat fairy.

ohmygil:

"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”

Drake watches Shrek

trashclown420:

He watches up to Fiona’s final transformation.

"I don’t get it, I’m supposed to be beautiful!!" Fiona cries.

"Fiona," Shrek and Drake whisper in unison, "you are beautiful".

Shrek takes his loving wife into his arms, while Drake sits on his couch

alone

wishing love wasn’t only true in fairy tales.

69vegeta:

reblog this in 60 seconds or the meme man will get you

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

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